That one blog

the worst part of spring is when you no longer have an excuse to stay inside and complain about the cold

i love how you can go on youtube and search ‘bill o’reilly owned’ and thousands of videos pop up

Apparently it's righty-tighty lefty-loosey and not righty-tighty lefty-lucy and my entire life as been a lie

What if time travel is possible in the future, but the reason no one has visited our time period is because right now we are so insignificant to the people in the future and no one will think we're interesting enough to visit compared to the big picture This is incredibly sad yet hopeful

I could probably be a great stand up comedian if i had exciting stories and anecdotes to tell and if i actually went outside and had a life.

You know you've reached enlightenment when you become an oxymoron

Statistically thinking, there is a very high chance that you share a menstrual cycle with someone famous

In elementary school, you could be a math kid or a spelling kid but never both

My definition of a friend is someone you can bitch to but can't bitch about