into the ocean

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

the grim reality for a lot of nonbinary people is that their options are closet themselves and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large or be out and proud and be perpetually misunderstood by the world at large

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

lifes purpose is making girls laugh

new enemy i came up with called the "false mimic" this is just some guy that hides in chests and bobs the lid up and down like a mimic breathing. he has 1 hp and if you smack the chest he starts begging for his life snot and tears running down his face

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

*flutters my wings indignantly in a way that makes my boobs bounce* ur all just jealous of my angel thing

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

walked in on 2 jpegs having sex in my recycle bin

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement