Pearl

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

couples shirts that say ‘i can’t wait to shoot you in the face’ and ‘I can’t wait to let you’

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

“pizza, serves 8” yes I 8 it all.

I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

Some of the clones were fucking each other. Like statistically theres no way they weren't. There were millions of them. SOME of them were sucking and fucking each other.

I’m tired of “gooners” I’m tired of 4chan terms I’m tired of casual racism I’m tired of all this shit we have to pretend is normal so we don’t upset like the few people who conflate their identities with being edgy, racist and insufferable

Sometimes I get to by a whole meal at McDonald’s! As a treat

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry