A Hellscape

i took this photo myself and only now noticed the “bottom text” bc i was sitting too far away from the guy

taking care to check in with my 9+ years mutuals not only out of genuine love but because they have cia level dirt on me and how i behaved as a deranged 15 year old

i nominate november 5, 2020 as the single most buckwild night in internet history

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I’m pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”