McRib Shitpost Hub (Is Back)

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

trying to keep my tote bag on my shoulder while wearing a winter coat…I understand Sisyphus

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

Fuck dating apps, I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (being assigned to work on the X-Files together and spending the next decade proving the existence of extraterrestrials and also falling in love)

Sending my most reliable corporate staffer to Connecticut to shut down a Christmas tree farm. Wish me luck

By Talos, this can't be happening

Hype Up a Mutual who is under the effects of the "Mid as Fuck" debuff.

Rule #1 stick to the fucking bit

Rule #2 no kissing on the mouth and don't fall in love

Rule #3 no man left behind