MBTI Convos

INFP: "Keitha, you've been promoted to coworker"

INFJ: "Are you confident enough in your actions to remind your god you exist?"

INTP: "We can't have a revolving door of kidnapped priests'"

INTJ: "If both of your parents were killed brutally, and someone brought you 3 new parents, is that a net increase?"

ISFP: "Hutch doesn't believe in magic, but fortunately for all of you he believes in gay people"

ISFJ: "Once you accumulate enough wealth and close the library off to the public, you no longer count as a person"

ISTP: "Honestly you better start protecting your knees"

ISTJ: "You're a MONK?!" "Yeah, was that not clear?" "YOU'VE DROWNED PEOPLE, MAN!!!"

ENFP: "Lars spends his Move action to Fortnite dance on the body of the dead kobold while apologizing to his god"

ENFJ: "Alright Old Man Hutchins, roll a vibe check."

ENTP: "That's fucking terrifying. I should not have given you a river to drown people in. I should've anticipated this."

ENTJ: "its not god's fault youre murder hobos"

ESFP: "Screaming is a free action!" "Well you're hiding so…" "Crying silently is a free action!"

ESFJ: "What would we roll to see if he fucks?"

ESTP: "hang on i need to see if axlar the kobold sees the fucking sink god"

INFP: Pea Shoots

INFJ: Love Lock Lettuce

INTP: Hakurei Turnips

INTJ: Striped Green Zucchini

ISFP: Strawberries

ISFJ: French Breakfast Radish

ISTP: Golden Beets

ISTJ: Salad Greens

ENFP: Patty Pan Squash

ENFJ: Purple Radish

ENTP: Chives

ENTJ: Spinach

ESFP: Chives

ESFJ: Striped Zucchini

ESTP: Garlic Scapes

(If you're one of the ones in the campaign and you see this, no you didnt.)

INFP- We transfigured a box into a cat and named the cat 'Box.'

INFJ- One of the rogues got a nat 20 on persuasion against some robots and convinced them that their evil plan was a bad idea because it would make them a bad friend.

INTP- The evil Emperor that we killed returned from hell so we had to babysit him out of fear he would run away and start another fascist empire

INTJ- Usually INTJ has something smart but our party has done nothing smart ever so uh. Solved a riddle once? Idk. It took a while though.

ISFP- One of the rogues was immortal, but only for like, a week.

ISFJ- The party spent half an hour picking out their horses rather than actually riding the horses and advancing the plot.

ISTP- The rogues left in the middle of a fight because they figured the person they were fighting wouldn't realize they left.

ISTJ- The druid became wanted in her wild shape horse form for war crimes

ENFP- The druid cast earthquake when everyone was underground and killed half the party.

ENFJ- One of the rogues used her bag of tricks and summoned an elk in a tight hallway in the middle of a fight. This made the fight almost impossible to continue.

ENTP- we had a 'beach episode' session and we named our volleyball team 'The Geneva convention' in honor of the war crimes we definitely committed the previous session.

ENTJ- Our DM sidetracked for 15 minutes during a high-stakes encounter to design magical vending machines for a rogue to hide behind.

ESFP- The druid accidently got high in pigeon wild shape and the party had to go on a full rescue mission to find her.

ESFJ- One of the rogues had an affinity for daggers. She killed a devil with nothing but the seemingly infinite daggers she happened to have on her.

ESTP- One of the rogues made a deal with a devil for a 3d10 fire sword. When this backfired she did not apologize

Because I’m losing it

INFP: “Therapy: Expensive. The Void: Free.“

INFJ: “Voids are usually empty but ours is full of sympathetic souls”

INTP: “I’m just a straight up old person at this point. I don’t like loud events or staying up late. I have the freedom to do whatever I want and what I want is to sleep and play video games in my room.″

INTJ: “[redacted]”

ISFP:  “No, just scream. Thanks though. I'm just a sexy little mess!”

ISFJ: “This servers organization is falling apart but so is the world so i could care less”

ISTP: “My favorite is when I open Minecraft and check my connection and the tears instantly start falling from my face” 

ISTJ: “I drink water and know things.”

ENFP: "There are two kinds of people on this earth, monster-fuckers, and cowards."

ENFJ:  “Diversity is ranked by how much anime an individual watches.”

ENTP: “The art is very pretty. My only thing is that that staircase would pass no regulations anywhere. That staircase is illegal. WHERE ARE THE HANDRAILS?!”

ENTJ: “when you get drafted for WWIII and have to go to boot camp but digitally because of coronavirus”

ESFP: “That’s all I ask. I don’t need these people in the bank to perceive me as male, all I need is for them to perceive me as a t h r e a t”

ESFJ: “yar har fiddle de dee i won't spend money on university“

ESTP: ‘“This is bullying. Everyone knows engineers can’t spell.”