hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth
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hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth

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Landlord email
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tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate
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biggest regret with the paradoxes video is that I should have spent like one more sentence explaining the barber paradox because a lot of people somehow completely missed the paradox part of it and just said stuff like "uh why doesn't someone else shave the barber"
common "solutions" to the barber paradox ("in a town where everyone must be shaved and there's one barber who shaves those and only those who do not shave themselves, who shaves the barber?")
someone else shaves the barber (that would make the barber someone who does not shave themself, which would mean the barber shaves them)
the barber shaves themself (this would make the barber someone who shaves themself, which would mean they aren't shaved by the barber)
the barber is shaved by a different barber (a different barber still counts as a person.)
the barber is shaved by a razor and not a person (if this counts as not shaving themself then nobody in this town is being shaved by the barber and this does not actually fit any part of the scenario described)
the barber is a woman (women actually count as people so she still needs to be shaved)
the barber is bald (bald people are people too.)
the barber isn't shaved at all (the barber is also a person)
The correct answer is that the barber goes into a closed private room and comes out shaved. The Paradox Police know one of the rules must have been broken. They just don’t know which one. So they can’t make an arrest.
Looks like this corrupt government is gonna have to find another grounds to arrest him. And hey look there’s this incident with a hotel and some money’s left unaccounted for….. perfect excuse to jail an enemy of the state.
The story of the incident never included the barber in any of the tomfoolery, but changed were made as the story was gossiped about. Characters and events were forgotten and replaced with new ones until no elements of truth remained. Is it still the same rumor?
The barber is arrested for this fake story. They take him in. Now, cops are allowed to lie, but if all they do is lie then the barber is safe believing the opposite of what they say. The cops grill him by playing the role two opposite characters— truth cop and lie cop, and the barber isn’t told who’s who. Luckily the cops are kinda dumb and don’t realize that if they answer ask questions this makes it trivially easy for the barber to figure out who to ask for an attorney. Soon, he’s slated for trial
The judge doesn’t care if the story’s fake as long as the prison pays them. Many call this place tyrannical. But at what point in adding unjust laws, one by one, does a government become a tyranny?
Back to the barber though, he’s through with it. He’s making a daring escape. Because the cops have no idea what he’s got in his pocket.
Or wait he shaves part of his beard—no that that doesn’t work either
constructing a language which has a sound system that consists only of nasalized vowels, approximants, nasals, and voiced fricatives and calling it French 2
i am a little scared but thats also how i feel about real french so thats probably ok
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pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart
I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true
and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.

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me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.
the 20th century is crazy what do you mean that airplanes didnt exist in 1900 and by 1999 Futurama was airing
the 15th century is crazy what do you mean that screwdrivers didnt exist in 1400 and by 1499 they're printing the Canterbury Tales
The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it
"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]
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average transangelic exodus propaganda

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Griddlehark study sketch as a treat after commission work.
"I see we've had a bunch of star treks on here, but not the milf of all time, so let's fix that."
smash or pass: lwaxana troi (star trek)
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