hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth
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hate when christian’s call the bible “the good book.” it’s not that good you should try harrow the ninth

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Look I don't really care for AI. I'm scared about the increasing over-reliance on tools like chatgpt and Ai assist that repeatedly give flawed or false information, I reject the promise of AI writers and actors that might infect mainstream art. But like...y'all need to change the way you look at this stuff for real. So much popular anti-AI language is so abstracted from any material reality and human truth, making up slurs for Ai bots like that's a normal thing to do, wantonly accusing artists of using Ai like a witch hunt, and talking about the human element of art supplanted by AI in very Christian terms, calling it "sacred" or coming from the soul. You don't have to like AI, but I really encourage you to examine how you feel about it and what it's been making you say. Cause it's apparently making you say ethnic slurs
Should've known this post would've conjured people defending their right to repurpose real life racist pejoratives to talk about chatbots or whatever. Like is that not crazy to anybody else? That so many white liberals are frothing at the mouth to find a socially acceptable reason to put racial slurs on a t shirt at Spencer's?? I'm not even making this up somebody in the tags saw that shit in person what the fuck are we doing anymore
wanna know a genuine language fact
There's a guy who's won french [TWICE] & spanish scrabble championships who speaks NEITHER LANGUAGE , that being Nigel Richards.
i'm not even lying this is/srs
real-language-facts has misread this at first and was fascinated by the concept of a guy who "won French twice"
take your age
divide it by 0
how did you do that
The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.
“It’s coming right at us!!”

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Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.
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tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

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I'm very taken with this metal vocalist that has a parrot who wants to participate
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Opalised dinosaur femur. Registration no. P 208014.
biggest regret with the paradoxes video is that I should have spent like one more sentence explaining the barber paradox because a lot of people somehow completely missed the paradox part of it and just said stuff like "uh why doesn't someone else shave the barber"
common "solutions" to the barber paradox ("in a town where everyone must be shaved and there's one barber who shaves those and only those who do not shave themselves, who shaves the barber?")
someone else shaves the barber (that would make the barber someone who does not shave themself, which would mean the barber shaves them)
the barber shaves themself (this would make the barber someone who shaves themself, which would mean they aren't shaved by the barber)
the barber is shaved by a different barber (a different barber still counts as a person.)
the barber is shaved by a razor and not a person (if this counts as not shaving themself then nobody in this town is being shaved by the barber and this does not actually fit any part of the scenario described)
the barber is a woman (women actually count as people so she still needs to be shaved)
the barber is bald (bald people are people too.)
the barber isn't shaved at all (the barber is also a person)
The correct answer is that the barber goes into a closed private room and comes out shaved. The Paradox Police know one of the rules must have been broken. They just don’t know which one. So they can’t make an arrest.
Looks like this corrupt government is gonna have to find another grounds to arrest him. And hey look there’s this incident with a hotel and some money’s left unaccounted for….. perfect excuse to jail an enemy of the state.
The story of the incident never included the barber in any of the tomfoolery, but changed were made as the story was gossiped about. Characters and events were forgotten and replaced with new ones until no elements of truth remained. Is it still the same rumor?
The barber is arrested for this fake story. They take him in. Now, cops are allowed to lie, but if all they do is lie then the barber is safe believing the opposite of what they say. The cops grill him by playing the role two opposite characters— truth cop and lie cop, and the barber isn’t told who’s who. Luckily the cops are kinda dumb and don’t realize that if they answer ask questions this makes it trivially easy for the barber to figure out who to ask for an attorney. Soon, he’s slated for trial
The judge doesn’t care if the story’s fake as long as the prison pays them. Many call this place tyrannical. But at what point in adding unjust laws, one by one, does a government become a tyranny?
Back to the barber though, he’s through with it. He’s making a daring escape. Because the cops have no idea what he’s got in his pocket.
Or wait he shaves part of his beard—no that that doesn’t work either
constructing a language which has a sound system that consists only of nasalized vowels, approximants, nasals, and voiced fricatives and calling it French 2
i am a little scared but thats also how i feel about real french so thats probably ok
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pewdiepie was one of the harbingers of the alt right internet apocalypse i hate that skinny white man with all my heart
I blame him (at least partially) for the rise in anti-indian racism in the late 2010s to today and people look at me like I'm the friend who's too woke when I say that. But it's true
and you’d be right to blame him. he normalized the rise in anti-indian and anti-desi racism through “jokes.” it took me forever to take pride in my indian heritage bc of the culture he helped set up.
me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.