mbakus-bae

i keep spending money. i should be killed

guards. Put the blonde man in a situation

no. that wasn’t enough. Give him another

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

I hope this email rules you all. I hope this email finds you. I hope this email brings you all, and in the darkness binds you.

stop he has to watch the kid during a game and he has has her curled into his chest... the baby has lil ear muffs and a baggie of cheerios 

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

I love a recurring plot point.

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?