I Like Things And Make It Everyone's Problem

Watched Transformers Animated for the first time a bit ago and I liked it alot! Wanted to try drawing in its artstyle bc I really like it.

Hello

So I’ve been binging a bunch of DPxDC crossover fics cause they’re hella fun. And I wanted to make some fanart for a handful of the fics I’ve been reading just to show how vastly different Danny gets portrayed. It’s really fun!! I love when ppl make Danny get Jack’s tall ass gene’s, but it’s also funny to see him as a scrawny lil guy. He’s a pretty moldable character

Anywho, it’s just been fun, so here’s some fanart. Thanks to the authors for writing them 🙏

Fics in order of art:

Like Beta Fish Do by @clockwayswrites

Ghost in the Morgue by @the-witchhunter

Secretary Danny by DeathlySilent13

If You Give a Bat a Burger by @noir-renard

So most creationists aren't what you see in Arrested Development where they think dinosaur fossils are fakes planted by Jews. Those freaks do exist, but they're a wacky fringe even among creationists. The flat earth kind that other creationists write whole articles distancing themselves from.

The majority of creationists, the ones who sell books and open theme parks, love dinosaurs. It's an obsession. They see them everywhere. Weird vaguely described creature in the Bible? Dinosaur. Dragon legends around the world? Also dinosaurs. Grendel? Dinosaur. Any ambiguous literary reference or ancient carving that could conceivablly be compared to a dinosaur is taken as evidence that non-avian dinosaurs lived much more recently than They want you to believe. It's not uncommon for them to think they're still out there, in fact. Most dinosaur or pterosaur cryptids are perpetuated by creationists. They go on missions to Central Africa to spread the gospel and hunt for living sauropods. Missions plural. They keep doing this. They bring dinosaur books as well as Bibles and have the local villagers point out which ones they recognize.

Of course, there's a racist element to this part because an African villager pointing out a dinosaur is only remarkable if you assume they're ignorant of paleontology or the pop culture around it. But they're not. They have TV and internet. They've seen Jurassic Park. But they know the weird white people go apeshit when they draw a sauropod with a stick in the mud for their camera crew.

They've created a whole mythology for dinosaurs with entire museums devoted to their lore. I remember a traveling exhibit I saw as a kid that speculated about how dinosaurs were brought on Noah's ark as babies to save space. They had a replica based on supposed eyewitness accounts of the ark on Mt Ararat. How a wooden structure survived for thousands of years, I don't know, but that's the least of their worries.

That's nowhere near the most elaborate example either. There's a whole Ark Encounter theme park where you can go inside a life-sized model of the ark and see museum quality dinosaur models in pens accompanied by completely made-up info about how Noah cared for each animal. They also have dioramas of dinosaurs fighting giants in an arena because we all remember that part of the Bible.

The guy who created this masterpiece is Ken Ham, who was also responsible for Genesis 3D, which was, as the name suggests, going to be a 3D animated retelling of the book of Genesis. Whether or not they planned on including the story of Onan is unclear, but they had people crowdfund individual scenes, and one of them was "Adam meets the Apatosaurus."

Ken Ham is a rock star in the creationist world, most famous for debating Bill Nye. Other greats include Ray Comfort of "behold the atheist's nightmare" fame, Duane Gish after whom the "Gish gallop" debate tactic was named, and Kent Hovind, AKA "Dr Dino" who believes peach pits cure cancer and was arrested for tax evasion. I'm not as familiar with him, but @gailyinthedark could probably fill you in. All of these people have devoted most of their careers to imaginatively reconciling the existence of dinosaurs with young earth creationist ideology.

See, the earliest known examples of feathered dinosaurs (except Archaeopteryx but we'll circle back to that) were discovered in China, hence their names like Sinosauropteryx, Sinornithosaurus, Dilong, etc. So creationists don't like that because they've been cheerfully maintaining for years that there is no connection between dinosaurs and birds because no dinosaur fossil up to that point has preserved any trace of a feather. So naturally, they deny these fossils are genuine. Conveniently for them, there are shady fossil peddlers in China who have sold fakes. In reality, paleontologists are very aware of this and are highly skeptical of any Chinese fossil that wasn't directly dug out of the ground. But that ambiguity is enough for the creationists to spin a narrative that the "evolutionists" are conspiring with the evil Chinese fake fossil mafia, like how they use the Piltdown man (another famous hoax that was never widely accepted) against human evolution but probably more racist. I'm not sure how this narrative developed after feathered dinosaurs started turning up elsewhere like in Madagascar and North America. In any case, they still deny dinosaurs had feathers and the Ark Encounter's dromaeosaurids are notably naked.

They have two schools of thought regarding Archaeopteryx: one holds that it's a fake made by adding feathers to a Compsognathus fossil (despite the only superficial resemblance between the two), while the other accepts its existence but denies any relation to dinosaurs and chalks all saurian characteristics up to coincidence. It's a just a bird, guys. God gave it a recognizably deinonychosaurian skeleton for the aesthetic.

1) All animals, including theropod dinosaurs, were created as herbivores.

Here is an illustration from Paul S. Taylor's The Great Dinosaur Mystery and the Bible (yes, that is an actual title):

For those using screen-readers, it depicts two Dilophosaurus (the dinosaur that killed Nedry in Jurassic Park) munching on veggies.

At the time (1989), Dilophosaurus was thought to have thin, delicate crests and very weak jaws. The conventional explanation for this was that it specialized in small prey like fish and lizards. Michael Crichton got more creative in Jurassic Park, famously speculating that Dilophosaurus was venomous.

Creationists, on the other hand, took this as evidence that Dilophosaurus, along with all other theropods, was created as a herbivore.

See, creationists take every word of the Bible super literally (except for the ones that don't support their theology), so when Genesis 1:30 says "and to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat," they take it as fact that all animals are naturally vegan and carnivorism is a result of Adam's curse.

To prop up this extraordinary claim, they point to living herbivores with sharp teeth like fruit bats, gorillas, and pandas. What they miss is that only the canines of these animals are sharp. Their food-processing teeth are still adapted to chew vegetable matter. They don't in any way compare to the blood-letting teeth of a carnosaur or the bone-crushing jaws of a tyrannosarid.

2) Fire-breathing hadrosaurs.

Let me circle back to the dinosaur-dragon connection as well as influential creationist Duane Gish.

Gish had a remarkable theory about the origin of the fire-breathing dragon myth. Leading experts hold the opinion that fiery breath originated as a symbol of the fires of hell or simply volcanic activity, but such abstract symbolism is beyond the literal mindset of the creationist. Gish set out to kill two birds with one stone and solve the mysteries of the fire-breathing dragon and what hadrosaurs did with their crests.

That's right, he posited that the hollow chambers in these crests acted as combustion chambers like those on a bombardier beetle.

Here we have an illustration by Earl and Bonita Snellenberger from Gish's Dinosaurs by Design of a Parasaurolophus immolating an attacking Ceratosaurus. The anachronistic nature of the encounter is the very least of our problems.

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"My brain hurts."

Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023

Ahsoka Tano is seen down in the lower levels, looking for work to continue paying for her place. She was no longer a Jedi, so she needed to find work. In order to pay for her place she was staying, while also getting food to fill her belly. Ahsoka sighed knowing she wasn't going to be able to find a proper job without getting her hands dirty.

"They want me to steal from a known crime lord or to steal from the Jedi Temple to retrieve a lightsaber from one of the fallen Jedi," Ahsoka knew both of these would either get her killed or arrested. She knew the Jedi Temple needed to be warned about this, but didn't understand why this person wanted the lightsaber.

"Well, I'll need to find work somewhere in order to pay for my next rent," said Ahsoka as she stops in her track when she sensed something. "What was that?"

The energy was fired, but it stopped inches from his face. The one who stopped the attack, was Anakin, in his suit that was given to him. He used the Force to stop the attack, before returning it back to where it came from, causing it to explode.

Anakin then used the Force to shatter both of Galvatron's arms, allowing Megatron to recover and grab his opponent's legs before he forcefully tears them off from his body.

Megatron then aimed his weapon at him and charged his attack. "Goodbye, Galvatron," said Megatron before firing and blasts his head off.

Yet a sense of foreboding grew when his cackling echoed in the planetoid's thin atmosphere.

"Have you learned nothing?"

The two were thrown back when the dust suddenly crashed back into itself. Metal reforged itself as the sparkless monster reformed in front of them.

"I AM BEYOND DEATH!"

The tractor beam from Centerpoint Station suddenly stopped.

"Ah, it is done," Galvatron figured, still slowly reforming from the metals in the soil, "your arrival is rather opportune, Skywalker. Can you feel it? Can you feel my Master feeding?"

It was then that it hit them. Every Jedi, Sith, Witch, and untrained Force Sensitive individual in the galaxy was struck by a wave of panic and grief as millions of voices screamed... then nothing.

Anakin used the Force to hold Galvatron in place and began crushing him. "You and your master made a big mistake. You will pay for what you did and I will make sure you will suffer a fate worse than death."

Anakin used the Force to crush Galvatron more and more. Shrinking his size compacting him into a small metal ball.

"Soundwave! Open a Space Bridge," Megatron ordered as Soundwave flew down and opened a portal towards the sun.

Anakin threw Galvatron through it as the gravity of the star pulled them towards the blazing inferno.

"You have lost!" he cackled, ""Do you think I would have destroyed Naboo for no reason!?"

That was when Soundwave_A lifted the control he had over the local comms, allowing them to be barraged by a backlog of emergency calls. Planets pleaded for help, all reporting the same thing.

Thousands of Separatist and Republic ships with Decepticon insignias had suddenly appeared out of nowhere and dropped millions of giant droid troops. The capitals had been targeted, overrun, and razed within hours.

Galvatron let go and let himself fall.

"Do you think I would have wasted my time if I thought there was a chance you could stop me?" he mocked them as the solar plasma arched over his scrapheap of a body, "The Republic fell twelve megacycles ago."