Mistress of Silly Voices

im the worlds most aborted baby

I love having the thought "I bet they made a post about this" and bring correct

I don't think my closing manager understands that I work in a department. I work there. I have tasks and goals to achieve. I'm not just there to be found for other jobs like a stone in a field that you need to build a wall. Or maybe Target is an RTS game like Age of Empires to her. Her tool tips are just like "Select a Villager and have them gather Guys from a Guys Node."

They way they would CONSTANTLY try to pull me from my department even if it meant leaving it COMPLETELY UNMANNED. Infinite contempt for Target floor managers.

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

catholics can’t get in touch with god because he’s always on the phone with a protestant

could be soggier.

two characters who absolutely Will Not say "i love you" trying to tell each other that they love one another is so good actually. more of that please