Your Favorite Short King

on my "don't walk to metlife" post I kept seeing people say that drivers would "bergentruck" pedestrians on the turnpike and it turns out that that's a reference to an Undertale meme where a character purposefully runs over people, but the portion of the jersey turnpike that goes to metlife is bergen county, and I had just instantly accepted that there was a term specifically referring to jersey drivers from there. I didn't even question it. Neither would you, if you had ever driven there.

As someone who was a fan if bug hunter and the narcissist cookbook completely independent of each other, i dont think i will ever again experience the euphoric high of finding out a) they're friends, b) they have a podcast together, and c) they went in tour together

I’m going to k- *remembers the message of Good Morning Sunshine*…build a castle.

i’ve said it before but i wish vaginas didn’t cost money

you literally can not have a vagina without paying for it. vaginoplasty for some, period products for others, if you want to stop buying period products that’s gonna be expensive medicine or an expensive procedure, recovery from surgery requires time off work and vaginoplasty specifically requires money spent on dilators. our bodies shouldnt cost us this much on baseline. having a vagina shouldnt have such a hefty tax on it. it makes me feel like i’m in a fictional dystopia written for middle school classrooms when i think about it.

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me