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Rottweiler with Vitiligo

English Translation: “Poor people in uniform beating poor people who are hungry, to benefit rich people without uniform and without hunger”.

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

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Ted Raimi in the DVD interviews for “Been There, Done That”

Xena: So he feels like he’s doing something productive while I make you forget your own name.

From Girl Scout’s social media. The original Twitter thread is here.

121. Nightmare

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Whenever I hear about Countries saying they’re in debt or are in debt to other countries, I just think of this one episode of Dave the Barbarian.