Toby

Artblock is absolutely killing my motivation, Ive been watching Breaking Bad tho and im obsessed..

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Breaking Bad Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Jesse Pinkman, Todd Alquist, Jack Welker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Movie: El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019) Summary:

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

I speak with experience as someone who was also a baby when my family unit got utterly dashed against the rocks:

Holly is f u c k e d.

I won't say that Holly is more fucked than Flynn, having lived through Walter's drug arc old enough to understand, who saw his normal father transform. But psychologically I think Flynn has a much better chance with being mostly functional. Depending if Walt's money gets to him and if he can handle himself while he has it.

Holly's all but doomed to have a very rough childhood during a key developmental time and didn't even really get the chance to know any different.

Provided the White family remains financially stable even with all the burdens of the legal mess Skyler was in at the end of BrBa, and expanded on a bit in BCS-- the support system and family structure is still damaged to a point where it's just never going to be a proper stable household again.

I don't mean that in the misogynistic sense to be clear. This narrative chud fuckers like to peddle about a "man of the household" being the thing that makes a family work or anything like that-- I mean that Skyler is frankly socially left in the worst possible social position there is to being a mother of an infant-- a social pariah.

Skyler didn't seem to have a very healthy social life outside of her family before. Her external support system seemed to mostly be Marie. Even changing her name, her kid's family name to "Lambert", dying her hair or something and starting fresh somewhere new, she's risking being dogged by her husband's infamy opening up to literally anyone. Even if her relationship with her sister survives the . . . Let's call it, emotionally charged circumstances-- that relationship is never going to be the same either. Hard to get over-- your husband getting your sister's husband killed, you being somewhat complicit. Somewhat responsible.

Kinda important a child's primary caregiver(s) be as emotionally stable and supported as possible. Anyone who was raised by a parent or parents with mental health issues can attest to that.

Realistically, Flynn probably has to step up to a degree as one of Holly's caretakers too. Do I have to elaborate why being a traumatized 18 year old now forced to be, functionally, co parent and surrogate father, putting his own life on hold out of obligation, isn't ideal for an infant either?

These are circumstances kinda no one can be a good parent in. You can be a better or worse bad parent in, but.

And that's not even the full extent of it. The fuck do you tell a child in these circumstances when they ask about their father for the first time? Really, practically, the truth explained in a way that's age-appropriate for Holly is the best (but still deeply difficult and unpleasant) option-- and also the most horrifically difficult option to have to actually attempt.

Again, anyone who's ever been a child in spiritually similar circumstances, who made the mistake of asking a very normal child question only to see the pain and emotional turmoil it immediately-- and not having any way of understanding why. That guilt and confusion of your life being full of psychological landmines set up for you to trip long before you were either born or old enough to remember the context of.

And even then most children aren't all but garenteed to eventually--

Google and read their infamous drug lord father's wiki page.

Let alone potentially have their peers at school figure out who their dad was if they make the innocent mistake of oversharing with the wrong person.

It's not a question of whether or not Walt ruined his daughter's life before she was even born, it's how badly.

Used a ref for the one on the left, the other one was from memory gulp I wanted to draw more but uh I lacked motivation afterwards