kris is definitely normal

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

Nice racist joke dude! I couldn’t help but notice that your real political goals align with that though

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

Throwing up from nicotine “poisoning” is actually good for you. Only the bad humors are expelled

You know how Sherlock canonically has arthritis? Do you think it worsens during winter to the point John has to tend to the bees for him and give hand massages?

Writing a play right now where the main character is an antique gun collector. About 50 guns are hung on the wall in the first act and they all need to be fired by the third.

when a mutual reblogs something ive already liked i unlike it and then like it again. its my way of kissing them on the forehead

sorry i don’t understand could you explain that in byler terms

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

cops are also some guy with a taser, some guy with a violence stick, big scary guy, big scary woman, person with the ability to lock you away, person legally allowed to hurt you. remember everyone even if your pigs don't have guns they're still pigs