Thank you so much for the tag @eulaliasims! thanks for calling me a storytelling simblr that was rly cool of you🥺
As per @episims: Sims Say the Darnest Things: When you get this, list five of your characters and their best quotes so far. Then pass it on to five other storytelling simblrs.
1. Patrick Springs-Eternal
“Hope my crumpet, now I know you didn’t mean to break the computer on purpose, but this is very inconvenient for me, as the entirety of my children’s novel was on there, as well as the perfect lemon-rose black rice pudding. You’ve got to me more careful.”
“f you are feeling restless, you are more than welcome to sort through the cans I’ve found at the dump this week, and toss the dented and swollen ones.”
“Patrick you are so attractive when you chastise me.”
“Don’t try to distract me Hope, my vegan chili recipe was also on that computer.”
2. Hierarchical Command Unit 70 aka HCU-70
“We do not have records of poor conversation comprehension among your species.
But yes, again, we received the distress signal and I have responded. What is the nature of your distress?”
3. Temperance Springs-Eternal
“Hey so like, I love that you don’t wear makeup, you know? It makes your eyes look all squinty, and your face washed out…like a cute lab rat, you know?”
“What the hell? Was that supposed to be a compliment you jerk?!”
“Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve been called a monster.
I forgot that people do it with such… vehemence.”
“Naked guy. Can I. Help you?”
“Jeez Red, you’re a tough crowd!”
“Well, you’re going to have to do better than waving your hog around if you want to impress me.”
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