Danger: Fannish Things Ahead

Just up thinking about Ilya's lil fuck boy smirk when Shane goes in for that second handshake at Saskatchewan. Soooo fucking smug cause he thinks he's got Hollander's number. He thinks he's got it alllll figured out. The blind fool. You don't even know that you just met the other half of your soul, numbnuts. THAT LIL BOY IS GONNA REARRANGE THE CENTRE OF YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE!!!! HE'S GONNA CUM FOR YOU HANDS FREE THE FIRST TIME HE DOES ANAL!!!! YOU KNOW FUCK ALL!!!!

i wish troy barrett’s complexity got more hype. he really shows the toxicity in hockey culture, but also just how society views men. he stands up against the culture and gets shamed. but then is also seen as a hero for doing the bare minimum. troy knows he is not a hero, he is just a guy trying to do better. but both sides get so intense. there is no inbetween. they force him into a box of being a villain or a hero, when in reality he’s neither. he is just a man on a path of self betterment.

Ilya and Connors watch daytime soap operas/telenovelas together and you can’t persuade me otherwise. Connors was the one reading the tabloid about Shane and Rose, so you know he loves to gossip, and Ilya is a bitch, so it’s a match made in roommate heaven (barring during rosegate where Ilya is a Demon in human form)