Wait What

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

i love when people point out typos i make and i get to show them the phone screen im rockin with

in honor of me finally getting a new phone in a few days i have decided to make this rebloggable again

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

you know what I do when someone’s identity makes no sense to me? I go “not my business.” and find something else to care about

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

unconsentually exposing the public to impact play kink by getting into a fistfight in the 7/11 parking lot

ok im about to think about the Character!! im so Excited 😊😊

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