YAPPLE DAPPLE

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

posts funnier with timestamps on

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

I feed my white son clear broth

Absolutely based

always reblog bonnie

I'm not even sure if they do still make tumblr