head in the ceiling fan

the gay thoughts are back

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

i be in the bog bumpin marsh noise

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

That 40 min walk to nowhere particular Will save your life

i think about the “i’ll stay home brockhampton” tweet every day

Its true as an adult you have to do everything tired

mr. pibb and dr. thunder are examples of what's known as a pepperlike

i'm always operating under the belief that if i listen to enough music something will happen

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you