Protestants Hate ABBA

I don’t buy store bought cards, I always make cards. Which is far more expensive. And I am bad at art. And I am at an age where it is not endearing to be bad at art. My loved ones are getting not-so-great collage cards from their 25 year old son/nephew/grandson/cousin.

Birthdays, Christmas, Mother’s Day, Get Well Soon, you will be receiving my slop. #myslop

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.

It’s age restricted because the waves gently lap at your gooch and butthole.

packing isn't that bad once you get in a groove

I am out of totes

perhaps you're totes too good at packing?

not everything is in them yet though...

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

venus of chillendorf

meows loud as fuck for no reason in particular

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”