absolutley bonkers takes

i did it....i caught up on one piece

note to self: make rave totem based on jack rackham saturday chillin meme and super impose that im just a chill guy dog meme right next to him to make it more relatable to the masses end note

billy's pov is kinda funny if you think about it.....he's someone who really doesnt get all the hype around sex, romantic love and erotic desire yet time and time again he sees the brightest, most cunning and cutthroat minds of his generation succumb to it. no wonder he's so frustrated all the time. i would be to if my fucking crew, captain and quartermaster kept getting distracted by dubiously consensual workplace romances....like lock in divas!!

john silver (not his real name) (but what is "real?") (anyways) has many titles....thief, quartermaster, pirate king etc. etc. but his funniest and most overlooked title has to be .... union buster

every single one of the strawhats is either gay and/or trans, and sanji is adamant that he's not either and everyone is like okay dollface whatever you say 💞✨💖✨💝

sanji is a girl but that egg won't crack until after luffy becomes king of the pirates. I don't mind waiting for my beautiful princess though 💝