WUtahfuk?

i could be your loser boyfriend. do you ever think about that

I mean... No offense but we're not gonna say; 'Loser Boyfriend', we're gonna say; 'Rescue Twink'..

A bath BOMB you say? And it’s a type of… potion ingredient? Yes? Excellent, EXCELLENT MWAHAHAHAHA

You’re telling me a Luscious Being made this? And are they single?

Every potion is a soup if you are brave enough. You soup with extra Eucalyptus could be a cure for something. I mean gamergirl bathwater is supposed to cure loneliness.

It's like someone used ☆Polymorph☆ on their cat and fucked up the words half way through. Where was it last seen? I have a great and terrible desire to ☆Animal Army☆ this bad boy into the ninth axis' new Elite Navy.

its so fail that theres like 50 metals but most of them are super rare and also shitty

statements that are true about both chemistry and music

Science and Art are so closely intertwined.

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

Oh? Would you elaborate?

I had an old ginger cat for like seventeen years and he was addicted to whole milk and catnip. He would scale people and any mountian for his beloved bovine potion. His lactose lust ran so deep and true that the moment the fridge would open he would SCREAM; "MEWWWWWK! MEWWWWK!" And then make murglegyrgles while he laped up a little because he purred so loud. He also knew "Weef" for catnip and "Owwwwt" to beg for sunshine and grass time. His name? Dumbell. Because he hit his head so hard on a glass table when he was a kitten it rang like a bell.

Blursed poll. I took it to mean he had hips like Jessica Rabbit, but 'Cone Titty Ass Cheeks' is WAAAAAAAAAY more humorous.

Bascinet, only because it looks like you tried to make a helmet to protect you while you played one and it looks like the Battle Mage choice. Ah yes; A hood of metal and leather to protect me from villainy while leaving my mouth open for perfect enunciation.

you have to pretend to be a wizard sometimes, for your health. the obvious method is d&d, but you can also open the dishwasher on cold mornings and raise your arms dramatically as you're enveloped in the steam, or you can find a really good stick to walk around in the woods with, or you can run a bizarrely dedicated rp blog on tumblr. but it's an important component of human well being to occasionally pretend to be a wizard.