ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

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ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

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“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
Wizard Advice: If an arcane scroll you have to read is especially boring, you can simply summon a Gnome to read it for you!
(Dw guys, the Gnomes are paid in experience its totally ethical ^^)
Scientists will bring back the dire wolf (not even GENUINELY at that) and people will be like “oh that’s so cool”, “yay we’re beating extinction” (they’re not), but when I, a necromancer
Daily reminder that if you are uncomfortable with your small child learning lightning bolt, you should not leave them under my supervision!

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Apprentices these days will turn in three spells with a goblin scratch diagram and call it a grimoire… go ponder the arcane runes another year, peasant.
What is this recent influx of shadow monsters I have been seeing? The other day I was peering out my spire when I spotted a large phantom bonnie?? By the hairs of my beard, I’ve never cast a spell so quickly. I immediately cast Bite of ‘87 and banished this monster back to the realm it came from.
Truly alarming, wizards look out.
Imagining Gale and Tara having a very civil, passive aggressive argument about why Tara should not be eating plastic