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ugh, i hate this, i'm gonna- *remembers that, even if i'm personally not affected by suicide jokes, i'm not the only one online and seeing them can be distressing for a number of reasons* send someone to the Infinite Spiders Dimension

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cooking up some EVIL magic noodles
Sometimes my wizard friends casually bring up their dark lore like: „Back when i was lost in the catacombs…“
YOU WERE LOST IN THE CATACOMBS?!
“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
Scientists will bring back the dire wolf (not even GENUINELY at that) and people will be like “oh that’s so cool”, “yay we’re beating extinction” (they’re not), but when I, a necromancer

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What is this recent influx of shadow monsters I have been seeing? The other day I was peering out my spire when I spotted a large phantom bonnie?? By the hairs of my beard, I’ve never cast a spell so quickly. I immediately cast Bite of ‘87 and banished this monster back to the realm it came from.
Truly alarming, wizards look out.
Daily reminder that if you are uncomfortable with your small child learning lightning bolt, you should not leave them under my supervision!
Apprentices these days will turn in three spells with a goblin scratch diagram and call it a grimoire… go ponder the arcane runes another year, peasant.