Blub Blub

unreasonably amused by the idea of itty bitty shane not wanting to get off the ice after practice to the point that david gets ON the ice to get him, so itty bitty does the "my bones are gone now" resistance move kids are so good at.

Forever thinking about “Boston is nice too?” and wanting to throw up about it. Just sitting on the floor of a gym across from the stranger who would be the Shane of his existence like.

Ilya is the white woman who rescues "kitties" and "puppies" from the sides of roads only to bring them to vets who go "this is a mountain lion/coyote/cougar/lynx pup" and on one occasion that Shane will never let him live down "this is a bear cub".

hollanov taking an after game interview together because of plot convenience reasons and ilya was chirping the opposing team about their first line points per game being barely scraping 0.4 when shane tapped his arm lightly and ilya leaned towards him. all the reporters perk up because omg are we gonna see shane hollander disciplining ilya rozanov live???? this is TEA. and ilya just nodded and said

Shane doesn't use the Pride Tape on his stick. He doesn't like the feel of it, he likes his specific tape and his routines. After the Fanmail Outing, a reporter asks him if he's going to use the Pride tape now and Shane is like "no? It's cool that other people use it but it's not for me" and people keep bugging him about it and someone online posts a big thing about internalized homophobia and Shane just posts online

So you don't have to Google everything like I did

when the cens and/or ilya post pictures of ilya in his gladiator costume, his fans go fucking crazy. the boston girlies are mourning cause it's been YEARS since they've heard of ilya hooking up with anyone from anybody in the scene, even before he left boston. this man has either somehow settled down or he’s celibate for some fuck ass reason. so when the pictures of Ilya looking like a greek fucking god, the older more mature look on him, the muscles bigger than when he was a bear, chest and thighs out and about drop?!?! the girlies are freaking the fuck out. god, someone better have eaten that man for dinner. someone out there deserves to have been fucked by that man in that fucking costume. if it’s not one of them, hopefully someone else got the chance.