Jul 17, 2015
resting bitch face story no. 388272837373827: today while i was waiting for my friend to get his ass over to where we were meant to meet up this gross 50-something yo dick walked up to me and felt the need to tell me to smile?? like no??? how bout i punch u in the face instead? :))))))))) ur gross and sweaty and probably jerk off to 12 yo girls when ur alone fuck off nobody asked u
Smh you should've punched him in the balls :)) also look @ this beautiful being... Amazing. When u coming over btw? I only want your tequila tho, you can fuck off once da booze is in my safe hands 😘 #UtilitarianFriendships are the best 💕
