dressed in black from head to toe

Moving to another country to learn a language is like skipping the tutorial in a game

“Sup fuckers” is a gender neutral way to greet a group of people

Our thinking consists of our language. Hence, maybe dogs’ thinking consists of mental barks.

Volleyball is a group of people getting together to play the expert level of the “keep a balloon in the air” game we all loved as kids.

Being a socially awkward person feels like being stuck in an improv class but you’re a really bad actor

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

Your brain is the most important organ in your body, according to your brain

On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

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