Be Gentle, Sister

does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

Item: Emergency Brainwash Station

i hope he dies

didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he <3

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i’m still right that the warrior cats would demolish the jellicles while they’re busy being sensual and singing

You’re just mad none of the warrior cats are as sexy as Macavity the Mystery Cat

first ever person to have to come out as straight

Gays just see missionary and hit reblog.

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet