heavy metal broke my heart

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

this is literally the scariest post i have ever seen

i can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

just like a cokey cola……

guy at petsmart kept referring to his single dog with they/them pronouns and I have no idea if it was because he was picking up on queer vibes from us and trying to subtly advertise his solidarity or if he had a non-binary dog

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

They absolutely do not answer to the queen. If she sucks they will kill her and make a new one.

the more i learn about bees the more i them

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

ok i’ll google it

oh so youre just a lazy whore

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

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