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byjove

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

byjove

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

pooslie

thatsbelievable

daco-broman

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

the-worm-man

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

sniffanimal

how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

abalidoth

and if you close one eye

can you tell me what's the symbol on row four

and if you close one eye

I prescribe you one diopter more

circumgutter

paperandpencilsandskips

The Magnanimous Airplane

kawuli

well, the ears dropped

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beansfrombeans

wearing a shirt that says I SURVIVED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WHATSOEVER BUT I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH CONDITIONS SO IT FELT LIKE A BIG DEAL WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING

telekitnetic-art

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custom formline commission for @icetigris of their local crow couple!!

Plus the black and white version!!

imtzvi

Remember when i got really into the international phonetic alphabet. sorry about that

imtzvi

But i was right about what i said. if we all started using that we could read each others accents it would be fun

certified-linguistics-moment

[jɝ so͡ʊ ɹʌ͡ɪt̚ ˈbɛsti]

babybluesquid

[ðo͡ʊwime͡ɪɹʌnəfɑ͡ʊləvɑɹdɪfɹɪnt̚t͡ʃɹe͡ɪnɪŋɪnt͡ʃɹænskɹɪpʃɪnkʌnvɛnʃɪns]

natalieironside

A 3d printer is just an opposite lathe

thatsbelievable

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nealashitposts

So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

nealashitposts

I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.

hyperrbolic-orange

"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."

"My god... everything's coming up Jason."

dancinbutterfly

Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual

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kaibacorpintern

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

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balaclava-trismegistus

Does anybody else find it extremely conspicuous how there has been a years-long social media vibe shift on anarchists as cringy do-nothing larpers following the X's purchase by Elon Musk and Joe Biden directing the FBI to pursue anarchists and now a bunch of people got 50 year sentences because they had anarchist zines? You guys see the maneuvers here, right? Or are we just ignoring it?

bogleech

It's funny when Tumblr screenshots circulate other websites or you show one to someone who's not super online and they think they're supposed to pay attention to the usernames as a part of it so they get really hung up on the fact that a comment comes from a handle like "SloppyMuppetBalls" or "werewolf-smegma-collector." No not that part. That's the normal part. Don't laugh at our dear friend ClownHoleSlurper I'm trying to show you their insightful takes on economics

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