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sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

red-garden

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

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Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

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estrellasrojas

“If we interrogate the promises of Land Back, we are brought back to an ancestral perspective that the land belongs to no-one but itself. Land Back then becomes a question of unmapping “legal" terrain, tearing down walls, and cutting through fences. It becomes an undoing of the forceful imposition of the capitalist idea of private property and the colonial/capitalist impulse to declare dominion or domination over Mother Earth and existence. To realize Land Back means to end the ways humans have profaned all of existence and imposed their will upon the land and reasserting that the land belongs to no one.”

—Klee Benally, “Profaned Existence,” No Spiritual Surrender (2023)

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vulcartist

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

tournevis-real

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

gliklofhameln

Embroidered towel for the mikveh

Late 19th-early 20th century

makingtrouble

It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good

Highlights include:

For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.

Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.

Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.

I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.

I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.

Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.

makingtrouble

Actually I've decided this is a poem

silky-selkie

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

bobemajses

Celebration of "Simhat Torah" in a synagogue in Warsaw, Poland, 1980

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birdandmoon

Birds I have seen, according to autocorrect.

pomrania

Also a great example of why image description is good to have on a picture; I'd have no idea what those birds were actually called if you just showed me the pictures, I can make a sometimes halfway decent guess combined with the mangled names, but the description says what they ACTUALLY are, and that contrast is what makes it FUNNY instead of “mildly amusing”. (If I’d been able to recognize the birds on sight, I would have had the “contrast” without needing the text; but I couldn’t recognize the birds on sight, and neither would someone who wasn’t able to clearly view the image, for whatever reason.)

dowereallyneedthis

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now

myfootyrthroat

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

dowereallyneedthis

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

moran-with-a-g

It was simple addition, really.

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