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circusheart

it's always some sort of day of the week

haaarpb

surely the sixth time will be the charm on this section of this fucking scarf

#if I unpick this section again I shall throw the whole business in the ocean and run away #I can’t count #I have no spacial awareness #the yarn has stolen both

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'We've got a catholic schism today!' to Cas 'I love you'. /End ID]

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laughcentre

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

ominous-signs

Official ominous fortune

ariganahl

Making whale fall prints. I rly like the process of lino, so I’ll for sure be printing more of these. Pls message me if anyone wants one!

arithetonberry

These are now available for sale here

paladin-official

A rabbi is the natural counter to fairies send post

nat-20s

gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

nat-20s

see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this

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superdaisypowerhour

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

grickle14

Green thumbs.

eldritchbauble

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

dramatic-dolphin

who let biologists play dnd

foldingfittedsheets

My betrothed is DMing and they said we see a “house on a fluffy hill.”

I started vibrating with excitement. The rest of the players were not suspicious.

Our warlocks imp started approaching and tried to enter the cabin and I started whisper chanting, “Baba yaga, baba yaga!”

A giant chicken reared it’s head and promptly ate the imp.

My betrothed then rolled out a photo they made of this baba yaga hut, which was just a chicken with an MS paint cabin on its back.

I’m so stoked to be marrying this person.

aorryn47

My magnum opus.

foldingfittedsheets

A fucking masterpiece. I proposed we tangle up the chickens feet like it’s an AT-AT, and it’s going pretty well.

foldingfittedsheets

Oh my god the chicken has a pecking attack, which we expected, and a raking attack with its claws, and THE CABIN ATTACKED BY FLINGING A TILE. THE CABIN ATTACKED US.

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So our warlock just wanted us to roast this chicken and my rogue really didn’t want to kill it. It was gargantuan but just as stupid as a normal chicken. We learned from our fae werewolf NPC that these are native to the fae wilds and naturally grow houses on their backs so it’s part of the animal.

So our ranger fed it good berries with Sanctuary protecting him while my rogue ran around tying up its feet.

Once we had toppled it we struggled against its Feather Fluffing to enter the cabin. It shot house tiles at us, but the warlock, ranger, and rogue all made it inside while the werewolf fighter held the rope to keep it down and our paladin hid in the trees.

We got what we came for and left in peace. Goodbye baba yaga chicken hut, I loved you.

Edit to add: I was questioning why the lich we were fighting would have a tower that has a pocket dimension with a fae chicken for a bedroom and they were like, “It’s a fancy room and he doesn’t have to heat it because the chicken keeps it warm!”

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The party ended up latching onto this chicken to an extreme degree. She’s been named Garlic. We needed to figure out how to transfer ownership from the lich we killed to us.

So while my rogue went to gather up party members we left recuperating the paladin, ranger, and warlock decided to try to impersonate the lich and transfer ownership.

They dressed the paladin as the defeated lich and then he cast Alter Self to appear to be the lich and convince the chicken he was selling her.

But then my rogue came up and was like holy shit the lich is back and shot the paladin and the other characters got mad but I was like she literally wasn’t here for this plan and it’s a lich of course she shoots!

Eventually this plan succeeded and we got the chicken to accept the warlock as her new owner.

We spent an entire session trying to figure out how to get the chicken out of the tower. She’s our giant fucking chicken now.

#baba that yaga

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inbabylontheywept

so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.

(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)

a-purely-objective-frog

"I just made herbal tea is it safe to drink" is the most mormon-raised shit I have ever seen.

Fr tho u should be fine, it's normal to enjoy tea, and it doesn't generally lead to The Torments, barring some kind of allergy

inbabylontheywept

😔 highly specific and accurate roast

bemusedlybespectacled

shocked and appalled at the lack of bisexuality merch that uses hydrangeas

look at this thing

it already has the right colors and everything! this should be everywhere! we already have the lesbian violets and the gay green carnations, so why not the bisexual hydrangea?

so far I have scoured etsy and found one pair of socks with a nice hydrangea gradient (and it has bees, 10/10), an enamel pin with hydrangeas and a bi flag (not terribly subtle, 7/10) and a sticker that says "bi-drangea" (I am SO MAD that I didn't think of that pun myself, 11/10) AND THAT'S IT.

I REQUEST, NAY, DEMAND MORE BI-DRANGEA MERCH. COME ON, PEOPLE.

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