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☆ A GUIDE TO JEWISH STEREOTYPES →

There’s a reason stereotypes exist; on some level, they’re true. Jewish people have a lot of our own stereotypes, and I actually know why quite a lot of them exist. This may not seem useful at first glance, but please read what’s under the cut. You might learn something. And maybe this isn’t a roleplaying guide, specifically, but hey, I can help with life, too, right?  Please like if this helped you, reblog as you please, and you can always drop a message in my askbox if you need a question answered.

All righty, kids, it’s time for another giveaway. What am I giving away? ONLY MY FAVORITE THING. If you’ve been following this blog for any given amount of time, you already know that thing is red lipstick. BECAUSE RED LIPSTICK IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I WANT TO SHARE MY ENTHUSIASM FOR IT WITH SOME LUCKY ASSHOLE.

The items in this giveaway range from mattes to creams to glosses to stains to balms. Every item on this list is unopened/untouched, with the exception of one.* I’m also throwing in a cute little makeup case, too, because why the hell not? You gotta store that shit somewhere.

All right. Now the moment you’ve been waiting for: what the hell I’m including.

ONE LUCKY PERSON WILL RECEIVE:

Velvetines in “Red Velvet” by LimeCrime

"Eden" Matte by NYX

"Perfect Red" Matte by NYX

"Pure Red" Matte by NYX

"Alabama" Matte by NYX (* please note: this was opened and quickly tested by me on the inside of my wrist because it didn’t look like the color I ordered; I wiped it with alcohol to disinfect it afterwards… let me know if you don’t want it.)

202 “Cherry Picked” by ULTA

203 “Chili Pepper” by ULTA

Round Case Lipstick in “Electra” by NYX

Color Sensational Matte in “Siren in Scarlet” by Maybelline

Colour Rich LipColour in “British Red” by L’Oreal

Moisture Renew Lipstick in “Diva Red” by Rimmel London

Long-lasting Lipsticks in “Dare to Wear” by Essence

Lip Tint in “Reliable” by Pixel

Slim Lip Pencil in “Hot Red” by NYX

Slim Lip Pencil in “Plush Red” by NYX

EOS Lip Balm in “Vanilla Mint”

XXXL Shine Lip Gloss in “Pure Chic”

Rules:

- You can reblog/like it as many times as your little heart desires, but only one reblog will count. I will be entering all participants into a spreadsheet and then letting a random number generator choose the winner.  - You don’t have to follow me for this. I mean, you’re more than welcome to, but it’s not necessary. My tumblr is basically a whole bunch of space pictures, random fandom things, and me cursing my landlady for not allowing me to have a pet bird (I really want a cockatiel).

This contest will end MARCH 15 because I’m 98% sure the blood that spurted from Julius Caesar’s many stab wounds was the same shade as my signature lipstick color, and I’m all about parallels. 

Like my previous giveaways, I will ship anywhere in the world at no cost to the winner. Also like the previous giveaways, I’ll probably throw in a few more things, because what the hell.

See you in March!

Please stop using Daily Mail articles. Stop citing them as sources. Just stop.

Its cool, you don’t know these things. That’s alright. But seriously listen for a sec.

The Daily Mail is Fox News. Its Fox News on a bad day. Every story is exaggerated, sensationalised, or downright made up. 

It is not a newspaper that gives unbiased storylines. It is not a newspaper that gives accurate statistics. The Daily Mail lies.

Thanks,