Matt's Assorted Nonsense

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

It’s sooooooooo hard to write something in an iconic characters voice, and they absolutely nailed it. Could be a quote from the game.

yeah uhh. i live in turkey so. fuck

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

feeling hopeless on this attempt, even small amounts help a lot to contribute. please continue to share, thank you and sorry for being desperate 🫩

Come with me we’re going laughing

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science