Persone A: does anyone have anything to eat?
Persone B: I mean, I’m always a snack
Person A: I’m hungry, Jonathan, not horny.
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Persone A: does anyone have anything to eat?
Persone B: I mean, I’m always a snack
Person A: I’m hungry, Jonathan, not horny.
BrO IM A SNACC

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"I don’t like to kill off main characters, but who knows?" Who knows? Who knows??? You are the AUTHOR and I am VERY SCARED
:D
Let it be known that is you dare kill off a main character, let alone Siren and kappa, i will replace your salt will sugar, your brown Sugar with nutmeg, your cookies with oatmeal raisin, your tea bags with bread crumbs, your coffee beans with stink bugs and i will curse you so that you always drop your fork handle in our syrup.
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I just keep thinking back on how Kei always without fail thinks about Kai in times of emotional distress and I :^ )
bonus: the motorcycle scene in the anime where Kei is panicking and grips Kai tightly and KAI NOTICES AND REASSURES HIM
DUDE THAT SCENE HAD ME SQUEALING

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no one can convince me that Kei and Kaito aren’t in love
Agreed
ok so ur requests are open and I absolutely adore your writing! how about the prompt "Person B having a motorcycle and purposely making sharp turns and harsh accelerations just so Person A can hold on tighter." for keikai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kei was getting used to the wild wind tearing at his clothes, the coldness attacking his bare arms and the knowledge that his life wasn’t in his own hands anymore. It had been weird at first, trusting someone else blindly but Kei had found himself not minding as long as it was Kai.
Kai, his former… no, his best friend. Judging by the dumbass’ words and behaviour, he would never stop being a friend to the ajin. Idiotic. But yet a comforting thought.
It had been a long time since Kei had first sat on the motorbike, clinging to his friend for dear life. It wasn’t like the blond was a bad rider, not at all, but Kei had difficulties giving up the control. He wouldn’t be able to interact, wouldn’t be able to decide. He had to trust Kai.
And he didn’t regret it.
Over the time the ajin had gotten used to it. His hold on Kai’s waist had lessened and the boy had found himself closing red eyes at times to enjoy the breeze messing with his hair. It wasn’t the first time he stretched his hand out in order to feel the wind being parted by his fingers, to feel the resistance of the element.
No, Kei had gotten used to riding a motorcycle.
Much to Kai’s dismay.
They were escaping the reality of their chaotic everyday lives once again, rode through forests and empty streets. It were times like these that Kei could calm down, could take a step back in order to see the whole picture. Neither Tosaki nor Satou existed here, no annoying Kou could bother him. No, it was only Kai and him. Their world. Their time. The two of them. Just like back then.
This false peace was broken the moment they took a rather sharp turn and Kei yelped in surprise, had to leave his current thought in order to wrap both his arms around Kai’s waist. His heart picked up its pace and red immediately began to scan their surroundings. Were they being followed? No, no one was behind them. What about their sides? The front? Maybe in the air?
No.
Confusion spread through his body and after looking around one more time, Kei lessened his hold again. He wanted to ask his friend what this was about but the moment the blond accelerated, the ajin forgot his words and clung to Kai. His face was buried in a warm neck and judging by the way the human’s stomach moved, Kei could guess that the other was laughing.
But why?
Oh.
Red weakly glared at the green helmet which hid Kai’s amused grin. He waited several minutes and the next time they took a sharp turn, Kei was able to confirm his suspicion.
“Hey, Kai?”
It was weird, screaming against the wind but the short glance he received was enough for him to know that the blond could hear him. Kei tightened his hold around his friend’s stomach and huffed, a faint red on his oh so pale cheeks.
“If you want me to hold onto you, you could have just said so.”
The bright and lovely laughter which reached him only caused him to blush more. Kei rested his chin on Kai’s shoulder, closed the distance between their bodies.
“Idiot.”
I’m sorry for taking so long, I hope this is alright. Thank you so much for that idea, it was a lot of fun!
Okay but yes
Seeing Kai’s face in the movie when Kei rips his own throat with no hesitation at all made me wonder just how much powerless and useless Kai must have felt every time Kei had to die in order to survive. I bet he’s the self-deprecating type who always thinks it’s his duty to protect him. Even when Kei pushes him aside and leaves him alone. He never asked for anything more than Kei being happy on his own terms. He never complained to him whenever he was left behind. He just sucked it up and kept his smile on (and his smiling earrings) just waiting for the moment Kei would ask again for his help (as he was already packing the bag when Kei called. He knew Kei would eventually need him from time to time and he just waited for those times.) So their relationship is really fucked up: Kai would gladly just stay behind and be the one who gets hurt (Kaneki much, anyone? ugh) if that means he can protect Kei and make him happy that way, right? Well, now picture how crushing must be the feeling he gets every time Kei’s heart stops DESPITE ALL THAT. Even though he always wakes up. Kei is human in Kai’s eyes, but that only means Kai always pictures him never waking up again ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
“Kei is human in Kai’s eyes, but that only means Kai always pictures him never waking up again ALL THE FUCKING TIME.” Really got me. It’s so true which is so heart breaking
no one:..
literally not one single soul: hh
Levi: cHICKEN NUGGETS
My fucking lungs have expired officially -

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not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms
Fucking M O O D
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I love this-
Who is de waifus and husbandos?
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Old doodles from a month ago while working on new content for Danplan! Lots of in-work moments- mostly just Dan, Pau, and I.
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But like- wHat iF tHey sOmehOw wErE daTiNg? Im not saying they are...unless?

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Sometimes he says silly things but this one attacked me. Truly a gentleman
That moment when "Stephen x Bella" might actually be real- bRO WHAT IF THEYRE DATING-
URGENT! If you're in Colorado, please, please be careful! If you know any trans men or transmasc people who might be in Colorado soon, please let them know about this. If you know any trans or LGBTQ+ groups, community centers, etc. in Colorado, make sure they're aware!
If you're cis, it's encouraged that you reblog this. Just spreading the word is a great opportunity to be an ally.
WTF
NOT KIDDING GUYS BE VERY CAREFUL HERE ARE SOME SCREENSHOTS OF CONVERSATIONS THIS DICK HAD WITH AN LGBT ACCT ON IINSTAGRAM
Be very very very very very careful my dudes and please stay safe
UPDATE:
This guy hellsing_ultimate700 deleted his account and started a new one under the name of axel_van_hellsing. Spread the word and stay safe!!!
I hate to reblog something like this onto a blog that’s supposed to be a safe space, but I want as many people to see it as possible
OP 9/26/19
!!!UPDATE!!!!
Now going by four_string_dude
Be safe my friends, please be safe
UPDATE: NOW GOING BY @DER_HELMIG ON INSTAGRAM
It would be a shame if someone met up with them only to shoot them immediately
@masochist-incarnate you have intrigued me