dunk + textposts part 3
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dunk + textposts part 3

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sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
Hunger games AKOTSK au where dunk is a tribute, lyonel is his mentor or maybe stylist? Baelor and Maekar are also mentors from the capital. It’s the first quarter quell and dunk gets voted to be tribute cause he so big and strong. Rafe also voted in cause she’s got a bad reputation and seems scrappy at least. Angst potential is incredible. Appalachian dunk potential is incredible.
Dunk blacked out most of the games and we join him as he starts to be recovering from his injuries which were SEVERE. Dunk gets paraded around the capital. Raymun fossoway and lyonel start trying to recruit dunk for the rebellion.
I imagined my way into this but idk how to write a way out of this without causing extreme emotional distress to myself.
Chat is this anything
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.
Rewatching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms like a horny horny loser

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happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
Yeah so i feel like i have a bunch of great ideas for Stormhedge modern AU but I never do anything with them so here's me actually putting them somewhere that other people can see. So anyway heres a snippet of a modern au.
The Gap Year
Dunk is taking a year off of playing pro rugby following the PR disaster of him being outed on his pro team. He'd played in the olympics for Ireland, just missing out on a medal playing Rugby 7s when he was like 20. He transitioned to playing 15s after the last olympic cycle and got a contract playing (second row, 8-man) for the Summerhall Reds in England, owned by Maekar (43) and Baelor(48).
He'd been trying to play through 'the incident' (which def involved Aerion somehow) and focus on the game but after a few weeks of slurs being shouted at him from the stands, and the Targaryens throwing him into media interviews he's not comfortable with, his performance starts suffering and he hires a therapist and moves home. He's about 24-25 now.
(in-?)Conveniently Arlan's part time worker at the mechanic shop back home (one of his old buddies) has a stroke and has to quit, and Dunk thinks its' as good reason as any to take a break from pro rugby and go help his old man until he can get better help.
SO he moves back into Arlan's doublewide trailer (and no, he doesn't really fit), starts growing his hair out again, and is doing really well in therapy, thank you very much.
He'd put away quite a bit of money from his contracts over the last few years, living extremely cheaply because that's how he was raised and Arlan would strangle him from across the border if he dared spend it frivolously.
A street over from the shop there's a cute little cafe (co-owned by Lyonel and Rowan) which serves the BEST pastries and baked goods. Dunk is there every morning right after it opens (after his morning run) to grab coffee for Arlan, the shop receptionist, and himself on his way to work. His therapist says he needs to treat himself more after the hell he's been going through with Summerhall.
Dunk is a very quiet guy, but also very nice and warm when you get him talking. He's not always talkative, but he's always listening, meeting people, stepping in when people need a hand, He's super polite and just generally curious about how the town's changed since he moved away to play rugby at 17. He's awkward as hell, but he charms everyone through his awkwardness and humbleness anyway.
He's quite principled about how he spends his money, avoiding chain restaurants at all costs, figures if he's spending it on anything it'll be rugby, food or local business.
Most of the clothes he actually wears are quite old, patched, repaired, etc. It's hard to get clothes that fit him so he takes good care of the ones he has. Lots of old jeans and work pants, flannel shirts, etc. 95% of the clothing he owns is team kit that has his name on the back, or it's targaryen colours, so he left most of it back at Summerhall and has been mostly avoiding wearing it cause he's sick of the emo ass black and red and is still conflicted about wearing their brand when they've so got him so royally fucked up.
On the same block as the cafe is raymun's pub - the Green Apple. Dunk ends up a lot there after work, grabbing a pint with Arlan, watching the game, etc. Him and Ray get along well too, of course.
Sometime he's in there during the daytime (it's pretty empty) and his olympic reel / life story comes on the sport channel. Dunk's stomach starts sinking and he starts panicking and asks ray to change the channel, Cue friendship bonding, dunk comes out as bisexual ray is like 'that's dope! I think it's way more interesting that you willingly decided to play for the targaryans tho. They fucking suck."
When Dunk moves home Lyonel is away on a business trip. He's super rich of course, co-owning a couple businesses / properties, will inherit other investments through Stormlands Co, and is also a consultant (whatever the fuck that means)
Dunk keeps hearing about 'The queer book club' or 'Ly'll take care of it when he's back' 'The other owners' away so it'll be our secret for now' 'get all the pop music you can in now cause Lyonel will have something to say about it' 'Baratheon's due for his oil and transmission in a week - we'll have our work cut out for us when he gets back' - this, that, and the other thing about him.
Lyonel (36) is usually in the pub pestering Raymun about getting on aux to play whatever his ADHD has convinced him to keep on loop that week, Forcing other regulars to play him at pool and darts, and generally being a well-liked bother.
Raymun and Dunk go to the gym together. Ray drags him out to play a Rugby game after a few weeks of begging and Dunk slowly working up to it with his therapist. Dunk gets a black eye in the first game because of course he does, and starts to fall back in love with the sport.
Lyonel goes to the same gym to swim laps sometimes, he used to swim competitively back in school. He played a little rugby too back in his day, some 7s and played fullback in 15s at Uni, he actually played with Maekar when Maekar came back for his masters.
He's swimming laps and sees Dunk one day who's using the pool and the sauna for recovery. Cue looney-tunes style "AWOOGAH" moment from both of them while the other isn't looking.
Lyonel tells rowan about this giant he has a crush on that is going to his gym and even though rowan is only half listening, she clocks that it's duncan immediately -- 'Oh he's very tall you say? that's nice sweetie - pass me that pen please' 'it's a small town, I'm sure you'll run into him... if he's still here'
They keep nearly having conversations, but getting pulled away from each other ... like two ships passing in the night....
Lyonel has always got couch surfers, hates having empty rooms, loves taking in strays and having company. He owns the building and lives in the two levels above the cafe and is always running into Rowan as she's opening and he's just about to head to bed. Raymun used to hang out with him late after the pub closed and that's actually how Rowan and Raymun met, while ray was still kinda drunk and red was half asleep, waking up.
Daeron comes to stay at some point, idk it's a subplot we'll come back to it
ANYWAY one day lyonel's car has a flat, and he's having a fucking moment about it cause he's a dramatic ass about everything, #diva
Red calls Dunk and Dunk comes straight over from the shop, hair half-up, hasn't shaved in a few days, arms and face covered in grease. He's wearing coveralls with the arms part tied around his waist cause it doesn't fit anymore, a tank top underneath and big heavy boots. Dunk is like 'Red, i can't beleive someone as capable as you has never changed a tire?'
'Dunk i just got my nails done and it's not my car - besides SOMEONE has to run the actual business *glare*'
Lyonel had just finished telling red about his gym crush and nearly chokes on his tongue when this guy strolls up in sweaty mechanic mode with rugby upper body....
Lyonel is wearing fucked up eyeliner cause he had an event late the night before, dunk's mouth goes dry and is SO nervous, he drops his tools a couple times and takes a really really long time fixing the tire,
Cue Gay Panic, cue unbelievable flirting montage
dunk is blushing down his chest. Lyonel can't stop thinking about licking him.
They get to talking about why he moved home and dunk is like *Nah, Fuck it, i'm gonna come out to this unbelievably attractive man* they hit it off!
Lyonel begs to take him out for dinner as payment and wines and dines him.
Modern AU Dunk taking Egg to comic con as Egg has dressed up as Aang from ATLA
This but dunk dresses up as toph so it looks like ember island players
PETER CLAFFEY as SER DUNCAN THE TALL A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms S1.E6 "The Morrow"

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The Olympics coach modern au is amazing. Dunk and his Dilfs for life. Bonus points Dunk has an Olympic gold medal, works multiple side jobs and has for years but still lives on the bread line and is frequently spotted sharing any food he has whilst sat around waiting for the rich kids parents to come collect them
I don't think Dunk works multiple jobs nor is on the bread line, the Targs and Lyonel just assumed he was, which makes it funnier. Dunk is a man who always looks a bit disheveled and tired as his day job of professional rugby player and volunteer work of teaching kids various athletics to get them moving (not just rugby!). There have been a few occasions where the Dilfs have run into him outside of his volunteer hours and seen him look so disheveled and tired like he just worked two 15 hour shifts when in reality he hand a game the previous day and is dreadfully hungover due to the after party. Dunks generally odd hours don't help the argument
Though Dunk does still live like he's under the poverty line sometimes as that was his upbringing. Always preferring store to name brand and to mend clothes than replace them. Though part of that is Dunk finding the act of sewing peaceful. Dunk just wears the same few shirts and shorts when volunteering because he doesn't want to mess up his nicer clothes because its unavoidable that they're going to get dirty. He is intensely pragmatic but doesn't have the understanding on how it affects his image. He didn't know he was making himself sugar baby bait!!
Dunk may be a famous rugby player but he's also just a dude!
🔫😈 More modern Dunk Au things!!!
I have more ideas to share for people to rob!!
---Idea 1: Afterschool Special---
Dunk volunteers for a kids after-school program to teach kids about various athletic activities, a program that Lyonel, Maekar, and Baelor’s kids attend as well. Given the three men's long hours and odd work schedule, it isn't odd for them to pick up eachothers kids (Egg and Ophelia (Lyonel's kid) are besties) so all three become rather familiar with the workers, especially Dunk, who while not there all the time, is always willing to stay behind in case they're late, drop the kids off himself, and always attends Egg and Ophelias youth rugby games when he can. Often cheering for the kids louder than them.
He is a sweet man who has endeared himself into the hearts of the three DILF's to the extent that they each have a picture or two of him on their phones with their kids saved. They have no idea he is a professional rugby player until the three are trapped at a work event, watching the Olympics (all three run in the same circles) and there on the big TV is Duncan "The Tall" Elmore absolutely sacking a Dorne player. Their kids are being taught Rugby by an Olympic player, and as they continue watching, a now Olympic gold medalist.
They just knew him as a sweet himbo who watched their kids, what the fuck? They are gossiping over stats like they were back playing college. (They all absolutely played rugby in college, hammer and anvil came from there and evolved)
--Idea 2: Already Married (to Lyonel)--
Dunk is a professional rugby player for The Dragons but isn't really close to any of his teammates. Early on in his career it was outed that he was bisexual and that came with a lot of "jokes" from his fellow teammates. A lot of them were well intentioned ribbing and Coach Baelor made sure to shut down the ones that weren't but from then on Dunk never really trusted his teammates when it came to his personal life. So imagine everyone's surprise when they are doing a charity game with The Barrels and Raymun yells "So that's how you treat me! I was the best man at your wedding! You're my baby's godfather" jokingly after a tackle.
Dunk is fortunate enough to flee with Raymun after the match so he doesn't have to ride with his team and in the mean time Baelor, Maekar, Valarr, and Kiera (owner/coach, coach, captain, and social media manager respectively) are all FREAKING OUT! Cause wdym the team sunshine is married and told NO ONE! They immediately go hunting to find any more information, which doesn't take long as one Lyonel Baratheon - Lead Singer of "The Laughing Storms" turned Actor posted an update of "My husbands best friend just slipped our marriage lol", with a selfie of him wearing sunglasses doing a peace sign as Dunk agonizes in the background.
The HR nightmare that this is becoming is going to haunt the Targaryens for years.
Mmm yesss this is delicious.
Dunk would totally be a menace playing 7s in the Olympics. A total Ilona mahar type who is supposed to avoid getting tackled but just decides to run people over. It’s also so rugby player-coded to start coaching and immediately get over-involved and way too hype over a u10 team and start screaming on the sidelines.
Dunk would also totally take the afterschool program on nature walks and teach them camping skills and be the best at building forts in the va woods.
Lyonel Baratheon supremacy
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LYONEL BARATHEON x SER DUNCAN THE TALL.
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