my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue
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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

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Twitter doodles I forgot to upload here. The Scooby gang is now complete !
HAPPY PRIDE! š WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | S4E05
"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise
edinburgh - crammond island

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what do you mean we cant keep them
(@mozartlikestheatre's master)
next dw showrunner should beg for ncuti back and the only acknowledgement of the regeneration is a throwaway "what, babe, never had a little narrative breakdown before?"
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts āsave our freaksā shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasnāt even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like āoh what does your shirt sayā so i showed him and he was like āoh thatās neat!ā and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like āyeah itās actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue oneā and he kind of gasped and went āoh my god thatās so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?ā and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled āstrawberry squid retina compositionā and he was like āsorry weāll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find outā LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
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trees are very š„ŗ because sometimes iāll stand under the shade of a tree andĀ look up at it and itāll sway its branches about in the wind and iām like oh my God iām alive and YOUāRE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think youāre so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. itās just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

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Blackpool (2004) - Episode 5
channel 4 pls buy doctor who and make the newest doctor who villain the taskmaster
Felix Gonzalez-TorresāsĀ Untitled (Perfect Lovers), 1991
[The work] consists of a pair of inexpensive, plain-faced wall clocks, ticking away side by side. The instructions for installation insist that the two be set at exactly the same time, but because of their imprecise mechanisms, it is only a short time before one of the clocks falls a second or two behind the other. āThe beauty of the piece is that it is a very perfect image of what a couple is, trying to stay on the same page but never actually being able to,ā says Molesworth. (via)
Gonzalez-Torres dedicated the work to his lover Ross Laycock, who died of an AIDS-related illness the same year.
Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

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Scenes I Havenāt Stopped Thinking About Since I Watched Them [19/??]
FRANCES HA (2012) dir. Noah Baumbach
pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering