He is half my soul, as the poets say.

me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

Alternatively: fuck my squire

[remembers falling on my sword jokes negatively impact my knight's oath] ...fuck my squire

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

today my bf and i were talking about visiting my home for the holidays and i was (sadly) wondering aloud if i should cut my hair and our kid was like "why would you cut your hair??? your hair is cool" and not knowing how to explain it to him i said "my family doesnt think boys should have long hair" to which he went silent, wordlessly pulled out his phone and then swiftly held it out with a picture of keeanu reeves on his phone

i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

"they should teach media literacy in schools" english class "they should teach students how to spot misinformation" it's english class "they should teach kids critical thinking" it's called english class

i love old things i love you antiques i love u thrift shops w the oldest fucking books known to man i love u people who collect things i love u people who know how to love and appreciate the things they have 🫶🏽

whoever said "Rome wasn't built in a day" clearly hadn't seen my work ethic and hustle

my sigma grindset could kill an ancient roman

Im failing all my classes due to an attention disorder 💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥☝️