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IKR
Itās also based on a true story! But of course Netflix isnāt promoting it at all šš Please watch it so we can get another season!
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donāt lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?Ā
āOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.āĀ
Iām not asexual but Iām fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexā¦
I mean.Ā
āWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.ā
āFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.āĀ
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. Ā So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are sayingĀ āWeāll tell you the winning lotto numbers.ā
Them: āWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~ā Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
Iām cackling.
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
IāM GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENTĀ
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
I know what a trumpet is I play one
Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke
Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery
I tap keys
But hey what about
Wow⦠Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?
What about this six-string viola I found?
acoustic trumpet
#m gonna punch you
Violins is never the solution
Unpopular opinion: kazoos.

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No word. Iām scared
I did not see this with my own two eyes. No fuck off
I dont need my heart
thinkin about my two hundred different embarrassing and completely self-indulgent daydream universes that iāve actually taken time out of my day to create content for and have never shared with anyone bc theyāre that embarrassing but not being able to stop bc theyāre one of the few things that bring me genuine joyĀ
I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like āI need your helpā and heās like āWhatās wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?ā and theyāre like āIām congested and it hurts when I swallow.ā
You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?
Well, NOW I do.
Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt Mayās in full uniform, shield at the ready. āYou said something about Nazis? Letās go.ā
And Peterās standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and heās like, āThe AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.ā
Alternately, Iām now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go āHave you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?ā
There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.
Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?
Bucky: I think I killed him
Peter: alrighty then
this entire thing is glorious
Clint: Hey, Tony, I need a favor.
Tony: What is it? Do you need money? The jet? Should I call the team?
Clint: Uh, I think my GameBoy is broken? Can you take a look at it?
There was an issue of Hawkeye where Tony stops by because Clintās cable went out and heās just horrified by the web of tangled cables Clint has.

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Toxic Femininity
Terfs
Swerfs
Women who think women shouldnāt have a choice in their political views and should automatically be feminist
Women who tell their daughters they wont be better than their brother or others boys
Women who use their gender o get away with things men would be locked up for
Women who abuse their power in the justice system when it comes to child custody cases.
Women who bash other women for their choices. Ex: a female rape victims decides to keep the baby but another woman bashes her for it.
Thatās what I think toxic femininity is.
Toxic femininity is a desperate need to gain male approval. Ex: OP.
Also fuck your opinion youāre terf
Still donāt get how is acceptable that Wanda Maximoff lives in Tony Starkās house, uses his money and tech and is not considerate an hypocrite.
Like, honey, if you hate him so much, why donāt you get a real job and live like the grown ass woman that you are?Ā
Honestly this is such an important point. Like Wandaās reasons, while a little convoluted, are understandable when it comes to hating Tony. A weapon his company designed killed her parents. But, if she hates him as much as she says she does, why would she live off his money, why would she trust any house he gives her?Ā
Does she consider it some sort of reparation? That by paying for her existence heās apologizing? I donāt understand.
Honey, she attacked him brutally in the airport. I doubt that she hasĀ āforgive himā for whatĀ āhe has doneā.
Letās not forget that she conveniently forgets that, if she has a reason to hate Tony because of the bomb, a whole lot of Sokovians and citizens of Lagos and Johannesburg have exactly the same reason to hate her.
But all she says is ātheyāre afraid of meā and ātheyāre all blaming meā.
The hypocrisy doesnāt end.
"You have one job, Tanya. One!"
"And your problem is?"
"Report after your job and not after 'fucking your client' job!"
"... Well, I can explain--"
- Dmitriy to Tanya -
you belong amongst the Angels
Seth Amarfi cn Dominik Sadoch.
"Dia terdiri dari banyak hal: seorang pemuda, seorang anak bungsu, seorang pemikir, seorang intelek. Tapi yang terpenting bahwa dia adalah seorang kekasih; dan pemilik hati Dmitriy Mirthfall".
- Seth Amarfi as narration -
Seth Amarfi cn by Dominik Sadoch.

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our angel, Seth Amarfi.
A city boy at his heart : lahir, tinggal, dan besar di London hingga kuliah. Tidak tahu bagaimana hidup tanpa listrik dan Wi-Fi. Bukan berarti tidak memiliki empati, Seth sering ikut serta menjadi relawan untuk acara bertema lingkungan atau sosial. Dia hanya sering histeris ketika menemukan cacing tanah.
yet an angel born at earth : berlawanan dengan Dmitriy hingga ke isi otaknya, Seth adalah malaikat. Seorang Amarfi yang dilahirkan untuk membawa kedamaian di muka bumi, dan di sanubari gelap Dmitriy. Ia sering mengklaim bahwa sebenarnya mereka dipertemukan di saat yang tepat, dimana Seth menjadi di dalam kegelapan jantung hati Dmitriy ketika Dmitriy mampu melindunginya dari kecaman antipati dunia akan kehendak hatinya melabuh.
he is the definition of forgiveness : āaku memaafkanmu bahkan ketika kamu belum meminta maaf padakuā. Dengan kalimat itu saja, ia dapat merengkuh hati seluruh temannya hingga pertemuannya dengan asng kekasih, Dmitriy. Ketika Dmitriy sulit memaafkan, justru Seth telah menganggap semuanya baik-baik saja. Sebagai efek tambahannya, ia dapat melihat sisi positif dari sebuah peristiwa dimana Matryosha pun tidak memikirkannya.
safe havens : untuk semua orang yang dekat dengannya; ia menjadi pelindung di kala Matryosha membutuhkan seseorang yang dapat ia percaya, penasihat untuk keluarga dan teman-teman terdekatnya, dan terutama sebagai tempat aman di saat Dmitriy membutuhkan tempat aman bagi jasmani atau pemikiran berkelanjutan bagi rohani. Seth dengan persepsi beragam dan pendidikan baik menjadi pilihan Dmitriy ketika ia butuh penasihat (atau sekedar seseorang normal di hidupnya).
The Logic : karena Seth adalah logika bagi ayahnya, Craig, dan Sergei. Karena Seth adalah alasan kenapa Matryosha dapat menuntaskan tugas-tugas esainya tepat waktu (lol). Karena Seth adalah pemikir brilian untuk semua rencana kelompok Dmitriy (secara tak langsung). Karena Seth menjadi rem logis di antara teman-teman kuliahnya yang berjiwa muda, meski usia mereka sepantaran. Seth Amarfi menjadi seseorang di dalam hidup setiap orang yang menyayanginya.
"you have two choices : die then fuck me, or fuck me then die"
-tanya the boogeyman-