crystal balls lmfao

notice how everyones 30 now

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

Hey. You should tell your friends when they do a good job at something. You should hype them up and celebrate their little accomplishments, especially if you know it was something they struggle with. It makes life a little more bearable when someone sees that you’re trying and appreciates your efforts! Tell your friends you’re proud of them!!

COPYRIGHT LAW IS NOT YOUR FRIEND UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

irks me when people say omgggg [extinct creature] is so weird i wish they were still around!! girl. you live in a world where an ungulate uses cancer genes to grow two new bones on top of its head every year until they fall off so it regrows them and people just kind of accidentally hit them with their car sometimes. if synthetoceras was around you'd think nothing of it

"i wish anomalocaris was still around!!!" at the bottom of the ocean there are radioactive single celled organisms the size of beach balls

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

Hey look. Accurate oppression.