Another Local Gay in your Area

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

This post is how I've learned that the sexual meaning of "spit roast" has now become more well known than the literal meaning of roasting something on a spit, and the slangy way of using it to describe an ass kicking or a humiliating defeat is completely forgotten

W♂♂F     (WARNING!   No “Pretty Boys” here.)

sorry i liked so many posts of yours i just want to fuck you

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

horny me is someone else i’m not responsible for her actions 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don't even know her 🙈

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

hi can i stroke your dick as you play video games

I’m fucking crying this is not the right image