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many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

you don’t need to reinvent yourself this summer; you simply need to return to the things that make you feel most like you

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

ur anxiety is lying 2 u!!! no ones judging u for blowing ur nose or getting a drink or coughing!!! no ones judging u when ur walking around or laughing or talking!!! take deep breaths!!! it’ll be okay :)

You are entering a season where stars align and doors open with ease. Beautiful things are on the way.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I need to have a picnic on a lavender field in France during a sunny midsummer afternoon at least once in my life

I will forever love simple, domestic things let’s bake together, go grocery shopping, drive around, just spend time together