Prawn Star

the B in LGBT stands for Babadook

lake toads interference.

When you find out your mom is a furry

i regret not being a college professor

Who the fuck is still keeping Chris Brown afloat?

a bunch of “pick me” ass bitches lol

That part

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

I’m fully convinced if magic were real that 90% of this site’s usership would actively participate in cursing people for real and extremely petty reasons

i would assume about 30% of cursed items would also have been intended to be beneficial but the creator fucked up in some way because the instructions are complex or they worded something stupid im also in favor of ‘cursed’ items where the curse was beneficial for the intended user- like an amulet of silence for someone with turrets syndrome, a belt of gender swapping to make transitioning a snap, a potion that makes your hair fall off for someone with body hair issues, magic shoes that remember the way to a set number of places for someone who easily gets lost but anyone other then the user thinks its trying to screw wtih them

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????