Dissimilarity Index

there’s this rlly great thing honey nut cheerios is doing where they’ll send you a mix of 19 different types of wildflower seeds as part of their bring back the bees campaign, absolutely free. 

http://www.cheerios.com/bringbackthebees

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.

AMBULOCETUS WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS

BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN

AND THEN THERE’S MY FAVORITE, ZYGOPHYSETER, WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES

IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH

An Ontario Court judge wore a “Make America Great Again” hat in his courtroom the day after the U.S. election to mark president-elect Donald Trump’s “historic” victory, according to a source in the room.

Ontario Court Justice Bernd Zabel arrived at the John Sopinka courthouse in Hamilton on Wednesday morning wearing Mr. Trump’s signature campaign hat, according to the source, and addressed the numerous lawyers, police officers and defendants. Another witness in the courtroom did not dispute the details.

The incident has prompted an outcry from legal observers who say Justice Zabel’s political display undermines the public’s confidence in judicial impartiality. And they are particularly upset because Mr. Trump has made disparaging remarks about women and minorities.

“The clerk said ‘all rise’ and the door opens and Justice Zabel comes out. He is in a black silk robe with the crimson sash and the white tie. He has a poppy on his lapel. And he is wearing a scarlet-coloured baseball cap that says Make America Great Again. And we all stand because we are supposed to stand when the judge comes in and he looks at everyone and said he was wearing the hat ‘because last night was an historic occasion,’” the source told The Globe and Mail.

“He took the hat off and put it on the bench so everybody could look while he continued his court business. He didn’t put it away. It was sitting on the bench.” Mr. Zabel then came back with the hat after morning break, the source said.

Central West Region, Court House, 45 Main St. E., Hamilton, Ontario L8N 2B7

Phone: 905-645-5310

Fax: 905-645-5373

You can also contact Ontario’s attorney general:

[email protected]

One, contacting the Ministry won’t help. The justices are independent. The Ministry just signs their paycheques.

Bernd Zabel is an Ontario Court Justice in the Central West Region.

His administrative Regional Senior is The Honourable Sharon M. Nicklas.

Her boss? Is found in the Office of the Chief Justice, The Honourable Lise Maisonneuve; Chief Justice of the Ontario Court of Justice.

But if you actually want to *complain* about His Honour’s behaviour, contact the Ontario Judicial Council.

Making a Complaint

If you have a complaint of misconduct about a provincial judge or a justice of the peace, you must state your complaint in a signed letter. The letter of complaint should include the date, time and place of the court hearing and as much detail as possible about why you feel there was misconduct. If your complaint involves an incident outside the courtroom, please provide as much information as you can, in writing, about what you feel was misconduct on the part of the judge or justice of the peace.

How are Complaints Processed?

If your complaint is about a judge: The Ontario Judicial Council will write to you to let you know your letter of complaint has been received. A complaint subcommittee, which includes a judge and a community member, will investigate your complaint and make a recommendation to a larger review panel. This review panel, consisting of two judges, a lawyer and another community member, will also carefully review your complaint prior to reaching its decision.

Written complaints should be mailed or faxed to:

For a complaint about a provincial judge:

The Ontario Judicial Council P.O Box 914 31 Adelaide St. E. Adelaide Street Postal Station Toronto, Ontario M5C 2K3 416-327-2339 (FAX)

For a complaint about a justice of the peace:

The Justices of the Peace Review Council P.O Box 914 Adelaide Street Postal Station 31 Adelaide St. E. Toronto, Ontario M5C 2K3 416-327-2339 (FAX)