Master Of Funlance

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

A 67 is when someone is blowing you so good you just gotta salute 'em

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)