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yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

this sculpture is from 2011 by artist sara swink

cats have been bothering humans since at least 2011

I’m getting ads telling me to replace live porch flowers with plastic ones because the plastic ones don’t die and buddy I can tell you from personal experience that those flowers will fade until they look like they’ve achieved a new kind of death