Gay

tuesday is practice for wednesday

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

“stop shaming people for liking harry potter!!!” no actually im not gonna stop. your “comfort series” is not worth the lives and livelihoods of trans people.

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

i’m on onion rings right now

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

thank you The Beatles

That’s Queen but yes thank you!

[ID: a picture of the four members of the band Fleetwood Mac pointing at the camera. It’s subtitled “You’re GAY!” /End ID]

[ID: It’s ABBA. its fucking ABBA. /End ID]

Nope. Second post also nope. I can’t nope any more for the third post than I already did. Just. Just nope.

make that trio polyamorous

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

He’s got a point here, you just don’t see it anymore.

can you not play with his nasty ass corpse please.

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do

I say this not unkindly, but firmly: to function as a member of a social species, you have to get comfortable with the idea that not everyone will like you