quare desine dum licet pudico, ne finem facias sed irrumatus;
leave off while you still can with your modesty, lest you make your end skullfucked.
i don’t want what you have, i wanna be you.
yes, you do fucking want this job. then, you’re going to have to fucking swallow this whole fucking life and let it grow inside you like a parasite. getting bigger and bigger and bigger until it fucking eats your insides alive and it stares out of your eyes and tells you what to do.
they make me feel sick
please check out under the cut for my translations of all the catullus lines, because i think late republic roman invective shares a remarkable amount with the thick of it in terms of masculinity, obscenity, domination and homoeroticism.
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my fiveturlough opinion is that they very much were fucking and five was flying the plane more so than ever has before and this is essentially a power fantasy to dom that ginger twink until he cries so he can feel like he's in control again because 1) he is so deeply insecure about being a faggy young man that people don't take seriously and 2) he is currently being dommed until he cries on the regular by his ex boyfriend every time they're on the same planet which he feels even more guilt about than usual since he's being fucked by the body of his friend's dead dad and he's killed a lot more people since they were last best enemies with benefits. he does also genuinely like and care about turlough and has a sort of i can fix him mentality which im not sure roleplaying being his headmaster is really achieving that but whatever and also he feels a deep sense of kinship with turlough like they could have had something proper if five wasn't the way that he is and his ex boyfriend wasn't back in his life. and needless to say turlough was just in love with him normal style.
"Nero's eunuch bride playing a role in the vicissitudes of the imperial succession" The Thick of It & the life of Nero;
The Thick of It, The Rise of the Nutters, 3x07, 3x08, season 3 deleted scenes, 4x02, 4x04, 4x06, 4x07 / Roman Homosexuality, second edition, Craig A. Williams / Suetonius' Life of Nero, 28, 46, 47, 49, trans. myself / Plutarch's Life of Galba, 9.3, trans. Aubrey Stewart
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what oxford college did ollie reeder go to in your professional opinion 🔍
omg thanks for the ask he was unfortunately/fortunately canonically at cambridge (at least for his phd) and i know little about their colleges.. if he was at oxford for undergrad or a masters, though i dont headcanon he was, i'd give him something lowkey but old like lincoln or exeter.. or actually maybe one of the ex women's colleges i could see him as a st hugh's guy. put that gay boy in somerville so he can glare at the thatcher bust. and maybe kiss it a little.
it's an annoying thing to headcanon bc (apart from family/nepotism connections and degree/subject/scholarship requirements) colleges feel picked entirely at random and often don't have like so much of an obvious marked effect on a person (unless they went to one of the big three or like oriel.... imo.. but then there are a million exceptions bc normal people go to them too). but ollie feels like such a middle of the road guy that i don't see him so much in the newer, cooler colleges, or in the very rich very old ones (do NOT make me think about ollie at christ church he might have tried to become prime minister)
all that being said, if he was at oxford he was definitely involved in the union, but not as an elected committee member i know he was doing the oxford union equivalent to civil service work as well as the elections. sneaking behind the scenes. rigging votes. wishing he was in that fuckass throne but never actually trying to make it there apart from maybe an attempted campaign in the trinity of his first year that fails terribly.
hello everyone take this horrible post from my main blog. I know phil and ollie were annoyed as fuck to be at cambridge bc their union never even makes the news
happy 14 years to the enquiry into the death of mr douglas tickel and the practice and culture of the dissemination of confidential information between political parties and the public media
happy pride to the first director of doctor who, the second producer of doctor who, the creators of the theme tune, the creator of the tardis sound effect and dalek voices and original cybermen voices, the creator of the sonic screwdriver, to many many actors who played companions and reoccurring characters over the years, and to ncuti gatwa <3
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🥬🫚 fiveturlough week is 1-7 june 2026. more details below. 🫚🥬
fiveturlough week is 1-7 june 2026. use the prompts provided as inspiration (or not) and make fic, art, gifs, edits, vids, rambly headcanons... whatever you'd like!
tag your posts as #fiveturlough week or @fiveturloughweek, and they'll get reblogged here, so everyone can enjoy! works on ao3 can also be added to the fiveturlough week collection.
what can i post for this?
anything you like, as long as there's a focus on the doctor and turlough. other characters can join in the fun. from g-rated and gen/pre-slash to e-rated and kinky... content-wise, anything goes!
this blog is a choose not to warn space. while you are free to add content warnings/labels to your own posts, they are not required.
do i have to do every prompt? do i have to post things a certain date?
nope and nope. fiveturlough week is merely a way to enjoy this ship we love together, not a strict challenge. participate however you feel like, and, if you happen to stumble upon these prompts in three years time and feel compelled, feel free to use them and let us know you did!
the prompts:
pick one of two for each day, do both, swap them out for the alternates, or just do the ones that interest you on whatever day you'd like, the choice is yours.
secrets / forgiveness
"I promised you an interesting subject to paint." / "Doctor, you're showing off."
Gallifrey / Trion
"He bruises easily." / "His voice was suddenly so full of authority..."
shared experiences / alien differences
"You remember temptation, Turlough." / "I've learnt a lot from you."
first (meeting, kiss, etc.) / last
alternates: 1980s / outsider POV / post-Planet of Fire / any AU
interesting that in survival the doctor saw the master turning into a cat and literally the next scene he’s warning ace about the cheetah people that “they can be dangerously attractive”. #noticing
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