Incorrect Tangled Quotes

Rapunzel: Is that a good uh-oh, or a bad uh-oh?

Eugene: Meme as old as vine

Both, singing: beauty and the YEEEETT!!

Rapunzel: Wha-

Eugene: I don’t want to be your father.

Cassandra: By that I mean every time I see him, I get the slightest bit gayer to avoid ever being attracted to that piece of garbage.

Varian: I thought I was wrong once-

Cassandra: *yawns*

Cassandra:

Hey guys!

So I suppose y’all have noticed by now that this blog has been quiet for the last while. The unfortunate truth is that, though running this blog has been a lot of fun, real life is taking precedent and I no longer have much time to research and queue a quote for every day.

However, the idea of letting this blog quietly die makes me sad, so this post is an open call for new mods! For those who are interested, please send a DM to @aj-reblogs with two or three examples of quotes (with sources).

This isn’t goodbye for me— I’ll still be a mod— but I can no longer devote as much time to this blog as I’d like. I’m looking for 1-3 new mods, so not everyone who is interested will become one, but if you love Tangled and funny quotes, please feel free to apply!

Varian: Oh, y- *starts coughing*

Quirin: Varian! Are you alright?

Varian: *continues coughing*

Quirin: *runs to the kitchen and grabs a drink of water*

Varian: *swipes it and drinks* Thanks, dad. I must have had a bug in my throat or something. Anyways, I’m going to meet Eugene now.

Quirin: Okay, have fun, son.

*later*

Eugene: So you just randomly started coughing?

Varian (running up to give him a hug): Oh, dad! You’re back! Man, am I happy to see you!

Varian: Really happy! So, so happy!

Varian: I mean, you have no idea how hap-

Cassandra: Hockey.

Rapunzel: I didn’t know you liked hockey.

Cassandra: Oh, I love hockey... except for those boring interludes where they skate around trying to hit the black thing.

Rapunzel: ...you mean the puck?

Eugene: Kiera, vitamins are real.