The Waifu Laifu

still not over this clapback

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS 

why did his head get so big and his torso short

^spotted the city slicker

nobody ever talks about yaoi lips

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

i don’t know her

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Crows and puns? This post was made for me.

@copperbadge this post seems like it would interest you

An historic discawvery.