whatever gets you through the darkest night

mom i frew up energy

Louis watching the video of an excited H attempting to jump into Bread's arms: "What an AMATEUR, honestly, honestly! Can't even catch my baby right. All that arm muscle for nothing! Looked like he was going to fall right over, no no no, you've got to have a firm stance, mate. Legs out, you've got to expect the jump. No, honestly now, look at that lack of bum support! Honestly, lad, get out!"

where do people get energy from

Pretending to be less mentally unwell than you are is exhausting. I just want 2 go feral, scream cry and kick

the “clutching my pearls” meme 😂

tshirt that says: I CARE WHAT GHOSTS THINK OF ME

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

then wtf is a daffodil......................