what are we doing here

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

the escape velocity of Ohio (in particular) used to mean you'd land on the moon

“I wish they’d stop cancelling lesbian shows in favor of gay shows” “I wish they’d stop cancelling gay shows in favor of lesbian shows” I wish you people would stop looking to mainstream media to validate your queerness. These people by and large don’t care about you, they just want your money. Sure the actors might care, some of the creatives might care, but the people who actually call the shots at these companies don’t. Maybe a media corporation will only host a few queer shows at a time, maybe it is a competition, but is it really winning to be briefly favored by the monopoly man? Is that worth sowing division within your community? If you looked outside of mainstream media you’d find so many queer stories existing together and your energy and money would be going back into your community.

Woo shout-out to sodomy let's hear it for sodomy

benoit blanc interrupting a murder confession by hopping onto an organ to play the phantom of the opera for the hashtag drama of it god i wish to be a cunty old gay the way he is one day

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

@creatures-in-posts

image description: the first four images are various photos of a very strange looking mammal that looks like a weasel with a stretched out face, long neck, and leopard spots. the fifth image is a doodle of two linsangs sitting

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

I know it can never happen due to privacy issues but I wanna know who tf the other 17 people waiting for this Libby ebook are. I want to start a group chat.

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

get loved, idiot *cat headbutts you full force with their little face*

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

the fact that all of my mutuals immediately reblogged this from me really says something about all of us, doesn't it

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

When you see something sensible; Reblog it. :)