The FedEx Shipper

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

omg, this post <3

@genoshaisforlovers

God bless the drag queens tbh

@bisexualdemondean you

I’m Dean… I have no words

i’m sam 😂

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Omg this made my day 😂

Mark Pedowitz

My favourite part is the Bitter Destiel Shippers gesturing after the Bitter Cas fans who have just had enough like ‘Look what you did!  They’re leaving’.  Meanwhile the GA is getting more and more horrified and the positive end!game shippers are like ‘We need a win ffs!’.

I haven’t posted any art in some time and no johnlock in a looong time and then I remembered this commission… thank you @mirjamiarty and keep up the good work :)

lovely!

the only sad thing about voltron ending is that it took this long

Voltron really did make 8 fucking seasons in 2 years

WHY DID I LAUGH SO HARD

Wow

I think I missed the joke…. what the hell was so fucking funny about that??

This shit ain’t funny. She must’ve learned that from somewhere.. I bet the apple doesnt fall far from the tree… or did a black man take that too?

Bottom right

he will not be forgotten.

Make this motherfucker viral